Reblog if you will answer LITERALLY ANY anon questions.

(Source: murderousmonkeys)

bueno:

will u still snapchat me when i am no longer young and beautiful

fucking-femtastic:

twsnyderman:

sosa-parks:

When a girl says “Make me” that’s secret code for “fuck the shit outta me until I can’t walk or talk straight”

Is this true ladies?

this is 100% true

So true.

baracknobama:

i hope manners is the next cool trend

(Source: baracknobama)

Have sex. Have dirty, raunchy sex. Have sex in the bed, on the counter, in the car, in the bathroom. Have it everywhere. Have passionate love making sex. Fuck. Go slow. Gaze into their eyes. Learn every curve and bump on their body. Learn what makes them quiver. Learn what makes them cum the hardest. Feel their body and fall back in love with them. Just have sex.
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(Source: stayy0ungandwild)

How I talk:

25% swearing,

25% sarcasm

50% a combination of both.


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