Boo, no one likes me
Guys I just hit another thousand followers. (not telling how many I have so don’t ask.)
To celebrate, submit a selfie here, and I’ll message you and compliment at least one thing about you. I’m replying to all.
Oh, and I might follow you. Yeah pretty good chance I’ll follow you.
Reblog this post so more people can hear the compliments they deserve.
See the difference between Jesse Pinkman and stupid people on Tumblr is that he has a soul
>gettin hot and heavy w/ a girl
>she then tells me to talk dirty
>tell her that 10% of the world’s carbon dioxide emissions are stored in dirt
>she’s still turned on and now she knows a little more about mother earth
>copulate and educate
will u still snapchat me when i am no longer young and beautiful
When a girl says “Make me” that’s secret code for “fuck the shit outta me until I can’t walk or talk straight”
Is this true ladies?
this is 100% true